Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights Movie Download

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If you can’t say something nice…at least compliment the wardrobe!
All good parents tell their children “If you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all.” (Of course, most good parents also warn you about running all over a foreign country at all hours of the night, but I digress!) So….

(INSERT EXTRA LONG PAUSE FILLED WITH TONGUE BITING SILENCE!!)

So, I promise that I won’t go on about the injustice done to a modern day classic by slapping it’s title on an overly cliched and not well acted (or overly well danced) sloppy second and I won’t recount how creepy Patrick Swazye is looking (when exactly did he see her dancing, is the creepy old guy stalking her!?!). Instead, I will say that John Slattery and Sela Ward tried their best with what they were given and the female costumes were stunning (although how she went from a prudish, sweater wearing introvert who had to borrow a “sexy” outfit from the maid to having a zillion low cut, less than demure dresses I’ll never know!)

So, now that I’ve done my best to say a little “something nice” and a whole lot of “anything at all”s, let me finish knowing that although I’ll do my best not to take a piece of this movie with me, I think that, unfortunately, a little piece of it will always stay, well not in my heart, but definitely with me!!Read More