The Swarm Movie Download

1 / 10

Michael “Paycheck” Caine strikes again!
As a point of reference, I don’t rate every other movie I see a 1/10. Of the 1,005 movies I’ve bothered to rate over the past few years, I’ve only given 20 of them a 1/10. It takes a “special” movie can join the ranks of Prime Evil, The Creeping Terror, and Curse of the Swamp Creature. The Swarm is one of those “special” movies. Watching The Swarm is something of an endurance test. At one point, I felt like I had been sitting and watching for days. I checked the counter and discovered I had only seen 76 minutes – I still had another 80 minutes left to go.

So what went wrong? In a word – everything. As I’ve already indicated, The Swarm is dull and tedious. If I’m ever forced to watch this movie again, I can only hope it’s the 116 minute version and not the 156 minute director’s cut. In addition, the characters do and say the most unrealistic things. Take the movies supposed hero played by Michael Caine and the General played by Richard Widmark. Every conversation these two have is full of absolute nonsense and done in volumes usually reserved for football games. The fact that these two NEVER attempt to work together to accomplish anything is ridiculous. Or, take the fact that Caine’s character, who has been appointed by the White House to head up the operation, spends more time tracking down a 10 year-old runaway than he does finding a solution to the bee problem. Unrealistic. The Swarm also features a couple of the most inane love story subplots I’ve seen. The first features Caine and Katharine Ross who never seem to get beyond admitting they “like” each other. How old are these people? 12? The second is the senior citizen love triangle that goes nowhere and has no real purpose. It’s like watching a bad episode of “The Love Boat”. Finally, some of the acting is downright atrocious. Caine and Ross are good actors when given decent material. But in The Swarm, Caine appears to be in it solely for the paycheck and Ross acts as if she realizes how bad it is and just wants out.

Picking the negatives out of The Swarm is like shooting fish in a barrel – it’s impossible to miss. And I haven’t even discussed the plot – killer African bees threaten the Southwest. Not a bad idea, but the execution in The Swarm is the worst.Read More