Failure to Launch Movie Download

1 / 10

When Animals Attack Bad Movies
I was stunned at how bad this movie was – so predictable, so lame and another one of these Hollywood studio processed films where it doesn’t even seem like reality – like it is this parallel universe that Hollywood creates where people have jobs like boat brokers and parent, grown son interventionist! They all have names like Ace, Demo, Kit, Tripp and Captain!! We all knew EXACTLY what was going to happen the minute Sara Jessica Parker says “I never have sex with a client.” Gee – wonder if she will with Matthew – er, sorry – Tripp…I also cant believe that the movie invested sooooo much time in a subplot where someone wants to murder a mockingbird. Wow! That’s funny! And obviously the studio found it hilarious whenever an animal attacks a human! Woo-hoo, that’s some funny comedy – Billy Wilder could learn a thing or two from these fine filmmakers about what is truly funny. A chipmunk attacks, a dolphin attacks, a mockingbird bites the guy’s nose like in a Goofy cartoon oh – and a lizard attacks – and after he does – they show him snickering – thus making the snickering lizard more three-dimensional than any of the supporting characters. Plus, it really was truly creepy what SJP’s character tries to do – to “date” screwed-up, mainly lonely guys and make them think she likes them to try and get them to move out. The one other scene where they show her “working” – the guy is the typical fat, nerdy slob who quotes Star Wars and you watch her pretend to like him. Man! That is one creepy job there (almost as creepy as being a boat broker. I kid! I kid the boat brokers and all the members of The Boat Brokering Association). This movie is just a mind-freeze – watch point A move to Point B and then to Point C – now go home. The fact that this thing made TONS of money says it all.Read More