Major Payne Movie Download

7 / 10

Wow! A Wayans movie that is pretty good!
I’ll admit, I found the thought of watching this painful. To say I’m not a fan of the Wayans is an understatement of giant proportions. But I have to admit, within a few minutes I was smiling and laughing despite this predisposition. I think the problem with the Wayans is when they get together they aren’t funny anymore. But individually, they have the potential to add to a movie greatly.

So it is with Major Payne. Wayans’ nasal speech pattern could have been intensely aggravating, yet somehow it came across as just right. Neither too strong nor too whiney. The kids all give great supporting roles and nobody lets the film down.

Another plus for this movie (at least as far as I was concerned) was its absolute failure to be anything like politically correct in regard to Payne’s treatment of the kids under his charge. Too often these days we see movies that are soppy wet and dripping with syrupy goodness. It makes a pleasant change to see a film where that doesn’t go on. Well, at least for the most part. Payne does “mellow” somewhat as the film progresses, but not to the point of a complete character reversal, thank god.

Highlight of the movie for me was Payne’s version of the “Little Engine that Could”, as recited to a six year old. The story starts off normally, but steadily involves less and less “Little Engine” and more and more “‘Nam” tales! The way that Payne throws out the horrors of war during the telling is just hysterical.

Of course, it is a feelgood movie so you know everything will work out in the end. That doesn’t stop you smiling the whole way through, or of hanging on Payne’s every utterance (which are nearly always hilarious).

I guess the movie is not for everyone, but take it from me (as an avowed Wayans hater!) that this movie is worth your time. If you don’t like it by the time Payne does his “Failure to communicate!” line then maybe it isn’t for you. As for me, well, it’s forced me to re-evaluate my opinion of the Wayans clan somewhat.Read More