Static Movie Download

2 / 10

No, no, no…
All I knew about “Static” prior to sitting down to watch it was that it was a horror movie. I didn’t know who was starring in it, nor did I know what the plot of the movie was. A life-long fan of the horror genre, I needed little encouragement to sit down to watch “Static”.

This was one of the most dull, boring and slow paced movies that I have seen in a long, long time. Actually, the storyline was so unfathomably boring and pointless that it was a serious struggle to keep my attention span on the movie. I was tempted to give up numerous times along the way. And at the 51 minute marker into the movie, then I had enough and tossed the towel in the ring. The movie was so pointless and completely boring; a waste of time actually comes to mind if having to describe it.

So very little happened throughout the 51 minutes of the ordeal that I managed to sit through.

The characters in “Static” were every bit as the title of the movie; static. They were lacking depth and proper personalities. And it was characters that were generic and cardboard cut-outs essentially, and you just don’t connect with the characters at any time throughout the course of the movie.

It should be said that the acting performances were actually adequate, although the actors and actresses had nothing, absolutely nothing to work with in terms of storyline, script and direction.

Along with a very ridiculous story, then the bogeymen that made their appearances in the house were just laughable and proved to be as far from scary or menacing as they could have been. So it just didn’t work for setting the mood of the movie. You just couldn’t take them seriously.

I have no intention of returning to finish watching “Static”, because it just isn’t worth the time or effort. Actually, watching actual static on the screen might have proved to be more entertaining that what director Todd Levin presented with this 2012 horror movie.Read More