The Boogens Movie Download

4 / 10

Boogen Nights is not the dance you want to do in the middle of nowhere.
Too much filler, not enough nutrition. I wonder if the boogens thought that about the human beings (and occasional pet) they eat. Fred McCarren and Jeff Harlan are silver miners assigned to aid in the reopening of long closed minds in Silver City where something is very much alive inside the mines that can get into people’s houses and eat em’ up. Harlan’s girlfriend Anne Marie Martin (the only actor I recognized in the film, from “Days of Our Lives”) shows up with her friend Rebecca Balding only to find that the proprietor of the guest house they are staying at is missing. They have a miniature poodle who keeps getting into trouble and at one point you believe has been attacked by whatever is hiding in the basement of the house. Harlan goes missing which creates some concern as he was supposed to pick someone up, and there’s a spooky old man seen lingering about that seems rather a suspicious presence.

What could have been an adequate time filler with uninteresting monster becomes far too slow moving, outside of the pretty snowy scenery and an extreme amount of sex talk that after a while is just irritating. Long stretches of shots of the scenery without dialogue also slows this down, and it easily could have been an hour “Tales of the Crypt” segment on TV or one of the stories in the “Creepshow” movies. By the time the actual monster a showing, you may have not it off or in some cases, shut it off.Read More