The Mummy Resurrected Movie Download

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“The Mummy Resurrected”- A cheap, soulless, lazy “mockbuster” that inspires more unintentional laughs than scares. Avoid.
Many people seem to be watching this under a false misconception, and are going in under the impression that it is connected to the popular 1999 Universal remake “The Mummy”, and it’s sequels/spin-offs. This is not the case. This film has nothing to do with those films- no shared cast or crew, no common story elements, not even a common studio producing this “effort.” It has literally nothing to do with those films. This is what is commonly referred to as a “Mockbuster”- a low-budget film from a studio specializing in low-budget productions, which attempts to capitalize off of the success of much larger, more profitable studio films by making itself LOOK like those films through deceptive tactics like using similar titles, similar advertisements/poster designs, etc. But please know- this film and it’s creators are in no way connected to or affiliated with any previous “Mummy” movie in any way.

I felt it important to get that out of the way, as the “mockbuster” trend has been a growing problem in the world of home entertainment (thanks to companies like “The Asylum” who specialize almost exclusively in making rip-off “mockbusters”), and has for at least the past decade caused an increasing amount of confusion for consumers and movie-fans.

I’ll also note another important fact- “The Mummy Resurrected” is so bad… I wasn’t able to make myself sit through it start-to-finish. It’s cheap. Lazily constructed. Filled with flimsy scares and ludicrous amounts of padding. And dreadfully acted. Out of the 70ish-minute runtime (yes, it’s only about 70 minutes, and is padded out to 80 with a prolonged opening credits and even more prolonged closing credits), I’ve maybe seen 40 minutes start-to-finish, before skimming through the rest on Fast-Forward.

To go over the plot is virtually pointless. You know what you’re getting into plot-wise. Curse tomb, evil mummy, blah-blah-blah.

What you’re really interested in are the actors, the scares, the “spooky” effects and the titular Mummy himself. And those are all drastic let-downs.

For starters, the actors (all basically unknowns) mostly fall flat. It’s hard to tell if they’re truly “bad actors” of if they just can’t manage to build any performance from the terrible writing and direction… but they almost universally fail at connecting with the audience and building any personality. This is one of those cases of “cardboard cut-out” performances, where a plank of wood with a face drawn on it would’ve worked just as well on screen. But I’m not going to blame the actors for this 100%. As I said, it could very well be the product of the lousy production.

The “scares” are just dreadful. For starters, this is a remarkably boring film (mainly due to Patrick McManus’ atrocious directorial choices), and the scares are all equally boring and phoned in, often being so needlessly prolonged and padded, they become unintentionally amusing as a result. (Case in point one scene, where bandages ssslllooowwwlllyyy snake along the ground and cover up a victim for what feels like a short eternity.)

The visual effects are poor. Mainly comprised of terrible CGI “sand” that looks like early area 3D-video-game graphics. It doesn’t feel organic or even remotely real-to-life.

And the mummy itself is probably going to make you laugh out loud whenever it’s on screen. It looks like any cheap “zombie” costume you could find in a Halloween shop, that’s been wrapped up in nice, new clean gauze from a CVS pharmacy. You know you’re in trouble when your 2014 film’s mummy looks objectively worse than the creature from the original 1932 Boris Karloff film. Evidently, 80+ years of development in makeup effects don’t mean squat if your design team is completely incompetent.

“The Mummy Resurrected” is one of the most painful entries in the “mockbuster” genre I’ve seen in quite some time. It’s so cheap and padded, it’s virtually unwatchable, and it can’t even be bothered to give us even a remotely interesting mummy to look at.

This one easily earns it’s 1 out of 10 rating. Are we sure this wasn’t meant to be a parody or something? Because it certainly doesn’t work as a serious film, and supplies more unintentional chuckles than thrills…Read More