Animal Movie Download

5 / 10

I guess they needed the money
It’s not that it is really bad, it’s that it is a cliché from start to end. You’ve got the group of young people in the woods, all the archetypes in: manly guy, gay guy, black girl, smart person, bitchy person, insane person, etc, their characters barely sketched. And then a nondescript monster, bipedal, bald head, with really long and probably ineffectual teeth, a mane!, nobody bothering to even explain where it came from.

And then it starts, the story I mean. Only there is no story. They all act like it’s “just an animal” so their solution is not to trap it and kill it, instead to just go out and try to “run for it”. Their only displays of courage is when they have to fight each other.

Bottom line: the same movie, the same lame effects, the same script, the same bad actors. You’ve seen it before unless you are really young. And then you should watch something better, just because there are so many better genre films.

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