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Clueless Canucks Muck Up Another Flick
The only reason this film is “set” in the USA, as opposed to where it was shot–CANADA!–is the anti-American sentiment that our college kids are as crude as Saudi oil. Therefore, when the main character Miles loses track of the 26 letters of the alphabet in his attempt to “rail” at least one chick whose surname begins with each initial before he graduates, the final title card says his new quest will involve scoring a girl for each “of the 50 states” (NOT 10 provinces!). Since there are not enough Canadians to make a DVD profitable, they are constantly trying to trick us into thinking all the really DUMB stuff they dream up for bogus American characters to do is actually happening south of their border. Furthermore, they think we are so ignorant that we won’t notice the local radio station in this college town is “CMFU”–a Canadian designation.

France has a quota on American films so their culture is not polluted, and it is way overdue for the U.S. to impose a similar self-defense measure against the Canadians. If you don’t believe they’re trying to further their economic advantage (yes, their Loonie is actually worth MORE than a genuine dollar, thanks to the effects their smear & smut campaign already has achieved), try sitting through this PIGS slop! At the very least, there needs to be a clear surgeon general’s-type warning on each Toronto or Vancouver-produced DVD case such as:

WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO SPEND MONEY SENDING MORE AMER!CAN JOBS TO THE NAFTA-LOVING CANADIANS BY PAYING TO SEE THEIR ANTI-AMER!CAN PROPAGANDA!Read More