Rockabilly Zombie Weekend Movie Download

1 / 10

I only gave this a 1 out of 10 because “0 degrees Kelvin” was not an option
The absolute bottom of the barrel. Now, if you want to know the truth, I normally enjoy this sort of movie. I really do. But I can’t bring myself to recommend this thing that calls itself a movie, and I will now tell you why.

First, the direction was fine. So there is that to say in its favor, but it’s not enough to resuscitate the film, as will be explained shortly.

Secondly, the writing, set design, costuming, special effects, etc weren’t bad. It was, at the very least, up to YouTube standards. I’ve certainly seen worse. So we’ll have to look elsewhere for why I gave this movie such a dismal rating.

As for the premise, some people will disparage it for being a trashy movie about a bunch of hicks running around getting killed. Some might disparage it as being the sort of movie one would be embarrassed to have been a core extra in if one later somehow ended up in higher-quality (like an Uwe Boll movie or something) fare. Some people might disparage it as trite and hackneyed. They would, of course, be right on all of the above counts, but that’s beside the point. No, there’s something else going on here.

As surprising as it may be, given that uncredited extras really have almost nothing to do with a film’s quality, that is where this movie really falls apart. Am I saying all of them were so atrocious as to sink the movie? No, of course not. I’m just saying, some “actors” would probably be best off sticking to portraying masonry* and/or writing shoddy Fallout fanfiction.

Basically, if I had to sum up this movie with one word, it would be “BOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE”.

*for one thing, I hear that if you make the leap from portraying walls to masquerading as floors or ceilings, you can get a lot of upskirt/downblouse “win” to post on disreputable fap sites that feature “ex-girlfriend porn” and the likeRead More